fuck my stupid gay life

ooh wee ooh i look just like buddy holly

come kill me -> tumblr

stay woke liberals -> pronoun page

real things i've heard

"i'm not above punching you in this olive garden" - my friend
"i'm worried worried that the ants put somthing in the escapees" - my grandmother
"i hate it when gleepus gets stuck in my crack" - my other friend